Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order..

We are all, after all, just human beings, and most of us have a lot in common..

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..

Common sense is the folklore of philosophy..

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

We who have been born and nurtured on this soil, we, whose habits, manners, and customs are the same in common with other Americans, can never consen….

Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..

For my second match it's pretty good..

A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

What paper planes and empty seats most have in common is that they are best made by children still learning how to ride things out..

What it missing, I think, is this notion of the common good..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

Celebrity is very weird..

I am, therefore there is a God..

I don't have anything to hide..

I bleed like nobody else..

I've always loved to sing..

The physical part has a lot to do with the mental part..

Success feeds confidence..

I don't act to live. I live to act..