When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

The friendships of nations, built on common interests, cannot survive the mutability of those interests..

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

I'm loving N.Y., and words can't even describe how happy I am to be here..

For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

It is a common trait of primates to become submissive and even worshipful toward one who has the power to kill them..

Love is a malady, the common symptoms of which are the same in all patients..

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

You pick people, and they pick you sometimes. It's especially great to connect with people you think you have nothing in common with..

I have never voted in my life..

Where there is no common power, there is no law.

I follow the rules until I go against them all..