America promotes a lot of bad things, you know. Same-sex marriage, for example..

I do to others what they do to me, only worse..

Nothing is indeed "true.".

Failure is just success rounded down..

There was always something that meant more to you than me..

Don't just consume things, create things.

Do not destroy what you cannot create..

I would really love to work with Clint Eastwood..

Get all the education you can then go out and do something - do anything..

I'm addicted to directing!.

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads..

It's weird how you can learn something incorrectly..

My Precious, my Precious..

I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you - I only mentioned this because it came into my head..

Women destroy me. I allow them to..

I have to reinvent myself..

I'm German, after all..

My place is placeless, a trace of the traceless..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

Just do what you like to do, and do it all the time..

We all have our own personal Andes..