I'm the most computer illiterate human being that ever lived. My grandkids do everything for me, and then they say, "I won't even explain it to you, ….

I Love, Therefore I Am.

To have failed is to have striven, to have striven is to have grown..

Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I'm always happy when I see something written on an album that wasn't just typed on a computer..

Ultimately, I consider people to be more important than computers..

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type..

The drugs of the future will be computers. The computers of the future will be drugs..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

I'm not a computer girl..

If you look at a cartoon on a computer screen, it really jumps and can be quite effective..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

The computer would do anything you programmed it to do..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

I don't know anything about computers..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..