I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing..

One accumulates or one gets accumulated..

I'm a wild lady. Not..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..

To be worshiped is not freedom..

One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..

My pictures are airbrushed..

Everything I wear is a do and everything else is a don't!.

Hardly anything wrong can go bad..

Faith is taking God seriously..

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

I love to be called Doc..

It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..

My success wasn't based on how I could push down everybody that was around me. My success was based on how much I could push everybody up..

In a stage play, you kill the leads and they come out for a bow - in a movie, they don't come out for a bow, they're dead..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..

I shall participate, I shall contribute, and in so doing, I will be the gainer..