I just create, that's what I do..

I don't ever have time for friends or anything like that..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

I have nothing to hide!.

You want to balance the budget in this country? We change the salary structure for Congress and the President. Every year they don't balance the budg….

I'm constantly being visually stimulated..

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice..

I never, ever would or did rob anyone in my life..

If you're smiling , you're happy out..

I don't take too many things too seriously..

I'm just taking one match at a time..

There's no image we can't improve..

It's cool that you found somebody that you trust..

Own nothing, control everything..

Celebrities say the darnedest things..

I have nothing to say. And I am saying it. That's poetry..

Become a documentarian of what you do..

I don't call myself a writer..

I respect religion and will respect any religion..

It's true what they say about failure. You don't learn from success..

It is not what you do. It is that you do..