Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

Conscience - the only incorruptible thing about us..

You are someone and you have a right to your life..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated.

History is absolutely my thing..

Before you attempt to set things right, make sure you see things right..

When you are in love- everything is romantic.

Keep it weird. They'll get it later..

You can't possibly be right for everything..

You don't make a movie, the movie makes you..

That's the main thing you have to have... trust..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

You cannot have the right to do what is wrong!.

You are what you pretend to be..

When you find a fear, that fear will either create you or destroy you..

When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?.

When somebody tells me I cannot do something, that's when I do it..

When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with..

When I was 18 I already had a business going..

What Daniel taketh away, Daniel giveth..