Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

A liberal is a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet..

I was born and raised in the South, which is pretty conservative..

And she walked away, and she walked away, and that was that, and that was that..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

I'm also very much aware that it is you who brought democracy to Chile, you set up a constitution suitable for democracy, you put it into effect, ele….

Everything I do, I do for love..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

My hypothesis is that conservative Republicans have very clear values, and when you have that, you're simply more relaxed..

Learning patience takes a lot of patience!.

Let's make it clear: the Conservative Party has no plans for new NHS charges..

All of the music works on its own, but it doesn't really make as much sense without the picture..

A conservative is a liberal who got mugged the night before..

I am always tying up and then deciding to depart..

The reason that conservative talk radio works is because there is an audience for it..

The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

When you are handed something instead of having to work for it, you don't respect it as much..

Nobody can ever take Michael Jackson's place, it's only one Michael..

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..

Just as we are what we eat physically, we are also what we consume spiritually..