I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director..

There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

I believe the default position in life is liberalism. You have to work at being a Conservative..

Am I conservative? Yes, I am. I would have thought conservative is very much middle of the road, representative of the aspirational values of the Aus….

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo..

I always like to make sense of things that, in theory, would not make any sense together. It's true that the core of Calvin Klein has been . . . I do….

I'd rather take advice from my valet than from the Conservative Party Conference.

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

We need someone with proven conservative leadership experience, not entitlement, to be able to represent us and lead us..

Donald Trump's staffing up a pretty traditional, very conservative Republican government, not a populist outsider government, at least not yet..

It is wrong to believe that Hispanics are Democrats. Hispanics are traditionally and historically conservative, not just socially conservative, but f….