I just tried to build on my failures..

But I'm looking at life, and I'm putting nothing off..

You can put anything into words, except your own life..

Things do tend to come around when the time is right though..

There is this thing about time that you can't see at the time you're at..

No one can take away the days that we conquered..

I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

Do your best. And then let life do the rest..

I cannot go and tell women what to wear and what not to wear; you have to decide on your own..

America was built on her citizens..

I don't pull, I just receive..

They memorize everything and learn... nothing..

There's always something that draws you away from the original script..

I became Gauleiter in 1927..

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else..

It ain't what things actually are, it's all they stand for..

Money has no religion except itself..

Love doesn't exactly come with an off switch..

The best religion is the most tolerant..

I respect very much my public and also the music I perform..