Cooking is mythology - a story told over and over, passed on again and again, always with the same meaning but expressed in endlessly different ways..

Life's all about 'me' anyway.

I take my faith seriously..

I am not anti-English, and I never was..

I have a cultured manner of speaking..

I won't ever stop until you're either the biggest thing around, or you're dead..

Take charge of your thoughts!.

I have seen the future! Go back!.

I love everybody. Even George Bush..

An entomologist is not a bug..

To be a good actor you really have to want to act first..

The things which must be must be for the best..

nobody is like anybody else. that's why nobody gets along with anybody else..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

Before beginning, prepare carefully..