Anyone can cook, and most everyone should..
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
If you learn a recipe, you can cook the recipe. If you learn the technique, you can cook anything..
I'm a rather crude cook..
When I was 14 years old, I decided I could cook. It was either that or puberty..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
The planet will continue to cook..
They are the we of me..
I live to eat - when someone else cooks for me..
I always thought that I was me — but no, I was you and never knew it..
When you have an economically unequal society, you end up with huge swaths of society that are disposable, basically..