David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

Few ever see what is not already inside their heads..

Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything..

Do whatever you have to do to be happy..

I don't come from money..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

Every picture of you is when you were younger..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

I like that you let yourself be surprised.

There's always something to talk about..

Hear the truth from whomever says it.

I was gung-ho, no question about that..

She was the only woman he was afraid he would beg for..

The image is an image..

Ive been making music since I was 14, but for a while, I was afraid to perform..

You've got one go in life, so make the most of it..

Everyone has something they can't live without..

I hope that death contains less than this..

I brings the ruckus to the ladies..

You cannot put straight in others what is warped in yourself..