I dont like quotes. You can quote me on that..

All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing..

I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director..

There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

I just don't want to cozy up to the guy whose girl I have every intention of stealing..

I just sat there letting that music cover me like a big, cozy blanket..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I have to be pretty close to what I am..