I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I prefer true over happy now..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it..

Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap.

90 percent of Indian cinema is crap.

What can go wrong will go wrong..

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him..

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs..

You have to have something to put your work in otherwise it's not valid.

I've lived my life again just telling it to you..

If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap..

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet..

I make movies for money, exclusively for money..

When I first started acting, I was just crap..

If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink..

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud..

My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap..

If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professi….

C++ is a pile of crap..