I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it alway….

You can never be happy until you understand why you're doing what you're doing..

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..

Look, we're all saddled with things that make us better or worse. This world is a crazy place, and I've chosen to make my work about that insanity..

Some people have a taboo about doing advertising in the States. You know, where they kind of make their bread and butter. But to me, that's crazy..

When times change, so must we..

...the more he did nothing, the less time he had to do anything..

I've spent my life supporting myself..

You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks..

I only do what I like to do..

I’m in love with everyone I’ve ever met in one way or another. I’m just a crazy, unhinged disaster of a human being..

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

Say yes, Jenny. Promise you'll marry me. Promise you'll still be here, driving me crazy and loving me when we're little and old and surrounded by gra….

Life: I'll never understand it..

Carmen didn't like change, and she certainly didn't like endings..

You have to make the rules, not follow them.

He who would travel happy must travel lite..

He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….

Martin Noakes is a British conspiracy theorist who also happens to be maybe the best songwriter in the world, in my opinion. His songs are beautiful.….

What intrigues me is that people kind of naturally want to label or pigeonhole the characters. They want to make it easy for themselves to go, "All r….

He who commences many things finishes but few..