Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy..
There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, 'People--they'r e ki….
Love doesn't care if you're gay, straight, or transgender. Your heart's gonna get broken. You're gonna turn into a crazy person..
A word of advice, don't point your #$%^&^& finger at crazy people.
I'm not a freak. I'm not really crazy or anything. I don't think I'm really abnormal. It's just, like anybody else, I have interests I cultivate, and….
Whatever job I had, I was always writing like crazy. All I ever liked about offices was being able to type up stories on the computer when no one was….
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed….
It would help the poor people who need jobs. Minimum wage is a mandate. We're against mandates so why should we have it? It would be very beneficial..
As long as people are marginalized and distracted [they] have no way to organize or articulate their sentiments, or even know that others have these ….
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?.
You'd better discover a more important motive than publication for your work or else you'll go crazy. My sense is that you'll be writers only if you ….
Festivals are always fun. I went to a lot when I was younger and had money to go to them. I like playing at festivals. They're always kind of like a ….
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove..
In the past, I’ve had my share of good reviews, but it’s always the crazy, scary, weirdo guy. I don’t even know how it happened. Look at me. I mean, ….
Who isn't crazy sometimes? Who hasn't driven around a block hoping a certain person will come out; who hasn't haunted a certain coffee shop, or stare….
The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his kids need special protection.….
It is not like I have gone crazy, I just don't want to take any chances. You never know what could happen..
That's right. I'm scared to death. You said it's your first time, feeling chest pain, and nausea. Well it's not mine. I've felt that before, and I kn….
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven..
The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people..
Bringing all 45 members of my crazy family together, and watching them argue is super awesome. It's good to do it just once a year..