I like crazy shoes or unusual cowboy boots and I collect big belt buckles..

Shaunee was digging in her purse like she'd misplaced a tube of one of MAC's seasonal lipsticks that you buy and fall in love with AND THEN THEY DISC….

I love you as the plant that never blooms but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers; thanks to your love a certain solid fragrence risen from….

People really want to see what I'm up to, and that's crazy. It's a really lovely feeling. It's kind of scary, but a good scary. It's a lovely positio….

Well, you know what? The same people that get driven crazy by hip hop are the same people that probably listen to the type of music that drives me cr….

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously..

If we take the time, no matter how crazy and troubled we feel, we can find something to be thankful for..

Not all people are ready to accept psychiatry as a normal branch of medicine. The general impression, as I believe, is that a man who needs a psychia….

This time, we're living in such a crazy moment in history. People still write and talk about Watergate, which was such a huge, looming backdrop when ….

I don't want to be Mr. Romantic Leading Man. I don't want to be the Dance Dude. I don't want to be the Action Guy. If I had to do any one of those al….

Sitting around the house playing the wife and mother is driving me crazy..

Words are the physicians of a mind diseased..

Don't waste your crazy!.

It's no fun to be yellow. Maybe I'm not all yellow. I don't know. I think maybe I'm just partly yellow and partly the type that doesn't give much of ….

Ive got to get my real skills up; like, I got to get my skills up, cause in case of a crazy catastrophe, I might have to learn how to swim..

Tedium is the bane of immortality..

It's the internet like the flu - it just spreads like crazy..

My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actual….

And Roger was crazy with his robots and everything..

I love women. I'm crazy about them. I have a beautiful wife, who's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, and I teach my son to respect women….

From wrestling to my hip-hop thing, I've just been able to do so much and meet so many crazy characters..