I woke up. I was like, "Look, you can do anything you want - and you want a lot of things, so you should get to work.".

I've had a pretty crazy life. It's colorful ... reliving some of those closets that I had shut, locked and thrown away the key intentionally because ….

I'm practical, very data-driven and process-oriented. I'm very objective and analytical about everything. Ninety-five percent of situations on the wa….

The asp doth on his feeder feed..

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!".

Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery..

What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? - it's the too-huge worl….

It drives me crazy to see so much of this planet's life so casually endangered. The first steps are so easy (drive smaller cars, for instance) that i….

I just want to get the most money I can..

I conquered a fear of heights and water by bungee jumping from a crane over a lake. And if thats not crazy enough, I also wrestled a greased pig in a….

You got to go along to get along..

I don't have perfect pitch, but I have relative pitch. I'm glad I don't have perfect pitch because perfect pitch can drive you crazy..

The best advice I have been given is to live in the moment, as cliché as that sounds. It's crazy..

There comes a time when people with values simply have to stand up. Think about Nazi, Germany. Most of those people did not believe in what Hitler wa….

Life begins when we decide it's going to begin for us..

Whenever I get into something, I shut out everything else..

I knew I was crazy because I was watching Jesus Christ Superstar and the part where Jesus carries the cross up the mountain, I actually said to mysel….

You can say on one hand the market is crazy but it's not 1999. People have had their medicine from overexuberance. I find it really interesting that ….

I do have an office where about 70 percent of my writing gets done, but sometimes it does get a bit stir-crazy to be cooped up in there, so I'll grab….

Life is too frickin' crazy sometimes, it really is.... You never know what's going to happen, do you..

I have never been political, which for a straight white man that's kind of a byproduct of privilege growing up that I was kind of like, "Who cares wh….