I know what I want! And I just go for it..

If I have to worry about the ants I crush beneath my feet, I couldn't even walk around.

I think in general in my teens I had a lot of crushes on men on the Internet, most notably Momus since I was in my late teens. John Darnielle was als….

Although gravity is by far the weakest force of nature, its insidious and cumulative action serves to determine the ultimate fate not only of individ….

The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..

You're too good for this world, and because of that the world will eventually crush you..

When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

You have deceived our trust, and made us doff our easy robes of peace, to crush our old limbs in ungentle steel..

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

The problem with secret crushes: in the absence of requital the love turns bitter..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not g….

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

I was hired as a penciler..

Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure o….

Big government helps the people who have made it. It doesn't help the people who are trying to make it; it crushes the people who are trying to make ….

God is always at work around you..

From 1945 to 2003, the United States attempted to overthrow more than 40 foreign governments, and to crush more than 30 populist-nationalist movement….