The work that I'm proudest of is the work that I'm most afraid of..

I was physically abused and I retaliated..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules..

If you're playing a one-minute game, I could squeeze in five to six games before anybody walked by my cubicle. So I got really good at blitz, one-min….

Far too many people spend a lifetime headed in the wrong direction. They go not only from the cradle to the cubicle, but then to the casket, without ….

With reference to the younger generation..."If the experience of their exhausted, insomniac, dispirited elders makes them decide they'd prefer not to….

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles..

I took up writing to escape the drudgery of that every day cubicle kind of war..

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls..

From the cradle to the cubicle, we devote more time to our shortcomings than to our strengths..