I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three..

A dog has the soul of a philosopher..

Something that cannot be explained cannot be seen..

Life is impermanent and in the face of that impermanence, cavort! Look death in the eye, tell him you’re as cute as a button, flash a little deviant ….

When you don't have certain senses your other senses become heightened..

I only like boutiques..

It is up to us not to bury that potential we have..

I love a woman who can out-eat me..

Some things just have to be believed to be seen..

The full veil is not appropriate for Germans, and should be banned wherever legally possible..

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer..

Beauty is health. Health is beauty..

I have wished you something None of the others would..

Maybe I am not French, maybe I am from nowhere..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..

I ain't got much education, but I got some sense..

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

The clothes are so cute. On little kids .. it's so cute with accessories and little details..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..