Only Once In Your Life.
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change..
I've succeeded at everything except my life..
That's what poems are for, unlivable love..
My act is based on my life..
Freedom has never been free..
Your thoughts are making you..
You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer..
Personal prejudice: Hispanic and Latino women with blond hair look like hookers to me, no matter how clean or cute they are. Somehow those skin tones….
These are the days of bootleg love..
Telling someone they're wrong is not the same as leading or inspiring them to do what's right..
Could you be loved and be loved?.
Success is less rare than the courage to attempt it..
I didn't particularly like being objectified..
Times change and you have to adapt..
You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..
[David Boreanaz]'s got a very, very cute little giggle..
When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..
I am one of the crucified dead..
I love to work. I love doing standup..
This is how it is now. This is my life..