My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too ….

Everyone always says more than they're supposed to..

My dad was in the military. It was difficult sometimes, because he would have to be away a lot, and we would have to move around a lot. Trying to ada….

I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I just can't….

Get it right in your head - and you'll get it right in your life..

My dad was a [Theodor] Roosevelt Democrat..

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get..

My dad left when I was a little boy and I grew up with my mother's family. There were foundations in the U.S. where Jewish people got together and se….

Often we will learn more from our failures than we do from our successes..

Love more and openly..

My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat..

GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER W. MARCIE'S DAD. #?@#$?!& MY MOM IS DA….

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?.

My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army, but I never called them 'sir' or 'ma'am' or anything like that, and we never really moved around….

The less inhibited you are the better..

When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he wouldn't go unless he could sh….

The blues is life itself..

Some people feel that it's controversial if I say that because my dad is known as a political artist. But I don't really believe that he was a politi….

Identify the thing that is going to stop you and then stop it..

I love to sing. It's the easiest thing for me to do..

I say, let's learn more and then speculate..