My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic..
Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?.
I only eat things that you don't have to kill..
Faith engenders courage; and also requires it..
I don't want to exhibit something to someone anymore. I want to do the reverse: I want to exhibit someone to something..
We are the only nation where paper is still the mainstay in the private insurance industry..
But a living is not a life..
You cannot put straight in others what is warped in yourself..
Most of us are better when things go better..
Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me?.
Science has everything to say about what is possible. Science has nothing to say about what is permissible..
Often, others see you, as you see yourself.
We are, after all, homo economicus..
After love, no one is what they were before..
Be loved, be admired, be necessary; be somebody..
My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews..
I am buoyant and expansive and uncontainable--but I always was so, only I never knew it!.
It's not what you wear it's how you wear it, is what I say..
I don't get handed money - and I never will. I have to work!.
My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..
I'm told there's no going back. So I'm choosing forward..