I am one of the crucified dead..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

This is how it is now. This is my life..

Take charge of your thoughts!.

I'm closest to the music when I'm onstage with the band, playing..

I'm as cruel as life. As cruel as love..

Oh, no, I was afraid of that! I'd better go and hide..

The celebrity thing is such a thing in itself now..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

I always say I make pictures rather than take pictures..

There is no wisdom but in death.

I've been racketeered on..

You find out what's in you when it comes out.

When I hit one over, I knew I was good..

Either is both, and Both is neither..

It's great to represent things that are not represented..

Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..

We're here to get each other through this thing, whatever it is..

Nobody's changing what you've got. You get to keep it..

Death is not going to hold down Huell Howser..

Those who have a true love of freedom will do everything in their power to keep the freedom that they have..