Quotes on Daily Show

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences in Washington.