You read best what you read most..

What in heaven's name is strange about a grandmother dancing nude? I'll bet lots of grandmothers do it..

Things ain't like they say they be, but they do!.

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out..

Neutrals and lukewarms do not make history..

Even the ears must dance..

Will loved to gallop..

I don’t approve of religion..

I’m a nobody telling everybody about Somebody who can save anybody..

Everybody is entertained to death..

Nothing is unfixable..

Shot Gun Boogie, I wanted wedding bells. I'll be back little gal, when your pappy runs out of shells..

Don't take no as a full stop, treat it like a comma..

You can never love me..

Your head is full of kelp..

Patience puts up with those you'd like to put down.

All great acheivements require time..

Christmas is not only where you find it; it's what you make of it..

Always destroy what is in you..

After love, no one is what they were before..

I'm not exactly repulsive..