Smiling is mostly about smiling more..
I love all of our subpodcasts..
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by..
In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part)..
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge..
I dont talk about who Im dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media..
I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries..
There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..
You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?.
When speed dating I'm seeking my equal or at least one in the making..
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away..
I'm very competitive..
I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..