Don't be afraid to have nothing..

You get older and you see yourself and say, 'God, he's old, who's that?'.

My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When I talked to ….

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm j….

Courage is about doing what you're afraid to do..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Not everybody has things that become classics..

Things explain each other, not themselves..

You must never be afraid to go there..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

You're never going to learn everything..

there are many Africas..

We remember Kurt Cobain for what he was: Caring, generous, and sweet. Let's keep the music with us. We'll always have it..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

Madonna is the most famous woman on the planet and has been for a number of decades..

As thy days, so shall thy strength be..

Often we will learn more from our failures than we do from our successes..

God expects of us only what He Himself has supplied..

I could only destroy to build..

Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..

If one day I have a daughter and my daughter wants to be a model, I would never let her!.