You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You have to stand up for what's right in life. Unless you do that... you're nothing..

Im not revolted by Washington..

And suddenly everything, absolutely everything, was there..

I've never not been famous..

God's been good to me, He really has..

If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter..

One of my favourites is American Beauty. Spacey is so good in that..

I lost some weight, grew my hair and now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It's their daughters I want to convince..

Prepare yourself to be employable..

Since I went no grasse hath growne on my hele..

For Myrth prolongeth lyfe, and causeth health..

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

Washington's a cesspool of money..

It's not how much you make, it's how much you save..

I like to expand myself as far as watching movies..

We like to have work to do, so as to have the right to rest..

Since I learned English, I've become a motormouth!.

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers and fathering is a very important stage in their development..

To travel, to experience and learn: that is to live..