You don't adjust. You just dominate..

So why am I depressed? That's the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to that one. I don't kn….

I have no literary fears..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

The end of the decline of the Stock Market will probably not be long, only a few more days at most..

I'm a version of the same person..

I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now ….

I have seen my mugshot..

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at t….

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I like it when I strut..

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

For me, I've gotten better at that since I've gotten older. I never was good at that when I was younger..

I hope Mr. Obama has success..

I've had this problem since I was in my 20s. They don't call it manic depression anymore. They call it a bipolar disorder, and I'm a Type 2?.

Instead of speaking saintly words we must act them..

You change the rules or you are going under..

Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh. "Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said he. "Why, what's th….

We must not be anything other than what we are..