Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk away from the desk he was so off….

I sit down at my desk pretty early in the morning and write all day until about 4 or 5 p.m..

I got you a present." "Did you?" "It's a book of poetry--romancy stuff. I thought, 'How schmaltzy is that,' so it seemed like the thing. Then I screw….

Just write. It doesn't matter what you write. Just sit at your desk and write..

I eat and drink at my desk, but I'm a tidy eater..

Only another writer can know how much damage writing a novel can do to you. It's an unnatural activity to sit at a desk and squeeze words out of your….

I hung up. It was a good start, but it didn’t go far enough. I ought to have locked the door and hidden under the desk..

I could have an office all to myself but since my collaborators don’t have one, then I too am contented to have a desk in a shared room..

I don't like to leave anything unfinished on my desk before I travel..

On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush for the eraser and a pencil sharpener..

Reagan was sitting up at Cath's desk when Cath woke up. "Are you awake?" "Have you been watching me sleep?" "Yes, Bella. Are you awake?" "No..

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away..

Here's what I love: I love sitting at my desk, staring at the blank screen, and beginning that conversation with my imaginary friends..

I was having the surreal experience of having myself show myself around my office and bullpen.” “Oh! My desk. I could’ve sat at my desk. I could’ve s….