Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands..

The devil makes a great deal of the religion we see..

The devil never seems so busy as where the saints are, which is another reason why I feel how difficult it would be to be religious..

I know what I want! And I just go for it..

You can have it all, but not all at once..

There you are, sir. There's nothing more than to love and be loved..

[He] had a hole in his soul, the kind the devil loves to find. It's like an open doorway for him, lets him enter in and do his wicked work..

The devil's most devilish when respectable..

It takes at least one to make a marriage..

The city of angels? It's the city of devils. The city of smiling cobras..

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of….

Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

Tomorrow is the devil's day, but today is God's. Satan does not care how spiritual your intentions are, or how holy your resolutions, if only they ar….

Our leisure is the time the Devil seizes upon to make us work for him; and the only way we can avoid conscription into his ranks is to keep all our l….

If I never spoke of hell, I should think I had kept back something that was profitable, and should look on myself as an accomplice of the devil..

And she walked away, and she walked away, and that was that, and that was that..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

Everything I do, I do for love..

It's because when we sneeze, our soul flies out our nose and if no one says 'bless you,' the devil can snatch it..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

Learning patience takes a lot of patience!.