Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I have always maintained that society has no business dictating morality..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I like it when I strut..

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

For me, I've gotten better at that since I've gotten older. I never was good at that when I was younger..

I hope Mr. Obama has success..

The key is dictating what the fans do rather than letting them dictate what you do..

Instead of speaking saintly words we must act them..

You change the rules or you are going under..