Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free..

Life's about changing. Nothing ever stays the same..

I would literally do anything for Richard Curtis. Anything..

My marriage has worked because I am not around much..

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off..

You don't have to forego education to do anything. Even if you want to go to the NBA, you should read..

...go in the direction your head is pointed in..

I am nothing that isn't professional..

And that's all right with me..

Beauty is health. Health is beauty..

I'm not an actor. I can show up for friends and improvise a little bit, but I'm not an actor..

I'd like to levitate..

I've never been fired in my life. From anything. I've never failed at anything I've tried..

I've never been offered a job that I turned down and regretted. I didn't have Stanley Kubrick offer me something and me say no..

There are no incurable ills..

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either..

I'm happy to be where I am and how everything has turned out..

I don't have the genetic make-up of a frontman, but I'm learning how to do it..

Elvis Presley? He's God..

I have always been a good mimic..