It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels..

I don't really take myself very seriously..

The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it..

I'm religiously celibate except in LA, NOLA, FLA, because there is certainly no God in any of those places. So unless you live in one of those places….

How can you hide from what never goes away?.

You need a clear, legitimate excuse for why you're behind [the bankruptcy], such as a layoff, divorce, or medical emergency. Be prepared to back up t….

Consider the number of young people all over the world who are getting married, day in and day out, for no other reason than thatsomeone of the oppos….

Gloriously false. [Like Rahab.].

People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier..

Good wares make good markets..

Nature is always hinting at us..

Only the bold get to the top..

We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead..

I might be responsible for as many gay marriages as I am for heterosexual divorces..

I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..

I have to chose my words carefully..

The more things you own, the more they own you..

It just wasn't the fairy tale I had hoped for..

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on….

I'm not a queen of anything, you know..

In the service of Caesar, everything is legitimate..