Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

My wife, Bojana, is a doctor; we both work intense hours and have months when we barely see each other. It isnt easy, but we realize nobody said it w….

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..

Because I'm a doctor, I know when you have an injury it will heal if it's clean enough to heal; if your injury is dirty, it won't heal. And so when y….

favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost.

An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “t….

I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back then. There was no medical i….

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking..

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

Doctors are directly responsible for hooking millions of people on prescription drugs. They are also indirectly responsible for the plight of million….

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing..

Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..

For my second match it's pretty good..

When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker..

A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

Celebrity is very weird..

Every viewer who ever turned on Doctor Who has taken him into his heart. He belongs to all of us..

I am, therefore there is a God..

I don't have anything to hide..