favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost.

An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “t….

I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back then. There was no medical i….

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking..

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

Doctors are directly responsible for hooking millions of people on prescription drugs. They are also indirectly responsible for the plight of million….

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing..

For my second match it's pretty good..

When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker..

A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot..

Celebrity is very weird..

Every viewer who ever turned on Doctor Who has taken him into his heart. He belongs to all of us..

I am, therefore there is a God..

For many Americans, including many who are employed, going to the doctor when they fall ill or become injured may not be an option because of the abs….

Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Repu….

The physical part has a lot to do with the mental part..

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror..

Success feeds confidence..

The only rule is there are no rules..

I say, doctors are the profiteers of death and unclaimed cadavers that were once inhabited by homeless and wondering poets!.