"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!".

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin..

Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come..

a technician who uses the term “glitch” is like a Doctor who tells you you’re suffering from a “thingy,” except the doctor won’t tell you to go home ….

Since the pharmaceuticals don't make any money and they control the doctors. If the doctors don't make any money then all hell breaks loose. In commu….

Most doctors are uncomfortable with medical conditions that have a psychological basis..

To see more is to become more..

There is time only to work slowly There is no time not to love.

Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!.

Where there is no inner freedom, there is no life..

I would so like to be Lenny Kravitz..

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten..

I was trained as a straight dramatist..

There were lots of things to stop and see-and then it was time to go, always time to go..

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor..

When you're good at something, make that everything.

Nothing is unfixable..

Your head is full of kelp..

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson.

Knowledge isn't always good for you..

The beginning is the chiefest part of any work..