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When I was a boy, my family took great care with our snapshots. We really planned them. We made compositions. We posed in front of expensive cars, homes, that werent ours. We borrowed dogs. Almost every family picture taken of us when I was young had a different borrowed dog in it.

Dogs are dim creatures, do not speak to me of their good sense--have you ever heard of a team of tomcats hauling a sled across the frozen wastes?

It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.

The dog's life is a good life, for a dog.

In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.

My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted.

Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional.

Neo-Hoodoo is the 8 basic dances of 19th century New Orleans' Place Congo- the Calinda the Bamboula the Chacta the Babouille the Conjaille the Juba the Congo and the VooDoo- modernized into the Philly Dog, the Hully Gully, the Funky Chicken, the Popcorn, the Boogaloo and the dance of great American choreographer Buddy Bradley.

I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a bit of Aunt Mary’s laundry and Beau Jack, the dog, peeing on the fence, and a row of potted tuberous begonias on the porch and 78 trees and a million pebbles in the driveway and more. It’s a generous medium, photography.

At night my father often heard sporadic gunfire mixed in with the sound of dogs howling. If the war came closer, soon there would be only minor difference between shooting a dog and shooting a man.

Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?

Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged.