Every thought was once a poem..

We're no longer arguing about riding in the back of the bus, but being the bus driver or the president of the bus company. We're not pushing for the ….

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his..

I always knew I would adopt. Always..

In the service of Caesar, everything is legitimate..

I'm not a queen of anything, you know..

I'm happy when I'm doing what I do best.

I have more confidence than I ever have before..

Be classy. Anything but trashy..

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

No one can go back, but everyone can go forward..

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time..

Almost every one flatters himself that he and his are exceptionable..

My Precious, my Precious..

When I say nothing, I say everything.

...he will be our friend for always and always and always..

Any woman is sexual, absolutely..

If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you go into a town with pollution, you may surv….

It's a pitch you can extend your career with because it's less taxing on your body. It's like dog years, but in reverse. I feel like I'm 27 or 26 in ….

It's over. Absolutely, completely, eternally over.