I felt the need to clarify we were there for the self defense class, in case he also taught about dog breeding or riding the high seas..
My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and self-absorbed. In all likelihoo….
Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog..
To me death is better than the defensive..
Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine..
You are the one and only ever you..
Love, too, was just a question of time.
I brings the ruckus to the ladies..
I don't have anything to hide..
What about the future?" "We'll talk about the future when it gets here..
Always sing below your potential..
Women like being kissed..
It's not that he was going nowhere, it's that he'd already arrived..
You don’t have to beg God; you just have to act upon His Word..
Success has less to do with what we can get ourselves to do and more to do with keeping ourselves from doing what we shouldn’t..
I love the dead... Frequently..
It's always weird to shoot when you're really basically not wearing anything..
No one notices I'm breaking inside..
It ain't what things actually are, it's all they stand for..
I have seen my mugshot..
To stay youthful, stay useful..