It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him..

Rememberest the gods, and that they wish not to be flattered, but wish all reasonable beings to be made like themselves; and... rememberest that what….

When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great….

A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely….

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods..

I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings..

I'm not only uninterested in having children. I am opposed to having children. Having a purebred human baby is like having a purebred dog; it is noth….

Robots equipped with software can be designed to do repetitive jobs. All that you need in a factory is a set of dials, an expert, and a dog to keep t….

Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns o….

Good Viking genes, being vegetarian and having rowdy dogs and kids definitely keep me in shape. Not eating meat gives me the energy I need to keep up….

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available..

Dogs are actually very smart, it's just that they're rather clumsy, but it's this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so mu….

Would it not be better to go home and live at the family park all the year round, and hunt, and attend Quarter Sessions, and be able to declare morni….

Starting out, I bet I didn't get a lot of parts because of my strange voice. I'm not consciously thinking, 'Hey, sound like a squeaky dog toy mixed w….

What does it matter if a few barking dogs snap at the heels of the weary travelers? ... The caravan moves on.

Free, open love I have looked upon as dog's love. Secret love is, besides, cowardly..

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs..

While he has not, in my hearing, spoken the English language, he makes it perfectly plain that he understands it. And he uses his ears, tail, eyebrow….

This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage And you'll be sorry that you messed with The U.S. of A. 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass It's the….

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around..

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail..