Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from ….

In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you ….

I'm eighty-three and homeless. It was the same when World War II ended. The Army kept me on because I could type, so I was typing other people's disc….

Everybody has certain things they wish they hadn't done in life. They wish they hadn't kicked their dog when they were ten or something. There are ma….

We have received a dog with serious eye problems and a skin disease in hopeless stage. The person who brought it here demanded we cure it for free an….

It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being..

What is Camille Paglia doing, writing that an actress as gifted as Anne Heche has the mental depth of a pancake? How many pancake brains could do wha….

I have days when I just feel I look like a dog..

You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed..

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves..

They can see their neighbors. Roosters and dogs can be heard from there. Still, they will age and die without visiting one another..

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking. Everybody knows the captain lied. Everybody got this broken feeling, like their father or their dog just di….

I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two….

Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions.

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog..

Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they al….

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars..

I'm really normal. I play football, go to the beach, drive. We have dogs. I can imagine people calling me a character, but I'm Joe Straight..

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?.

I was so sad from losing two of my dogs and my mother. I had this vision of all these animals sitting behind bars. They had no control and were scare….

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old..