I didn't choose poetry: poetry chose me..

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson.

The things which must be must be for the best..

When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed come home from work,….

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk..

The future isn't a place that we're going to go, it's a place that you get to create..

It doesn't have to be like that but mostly it is..

I grill, therefore I am..

A single conversation can change things..

We read best what we read most..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

To say more, is to say less..

Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ??.

We didn't really have to take everything so seriously, did we?.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives..

Within the extent of your knowledge, you are right..

Never trust a dog to watch your food..

We Americans are a peculiar people. We are for the underdog, no matter how much of a dog he is..

Dogs change lives. Half Buddha, half Bozo, they keep us tethered to the earth, and teach us to fly. Our dogs are our sanity keepers..

What you call knowledge is an attempt to impose something comprehensible on life..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..