I dont have time to be depressed..

The charms of money are distinctly under-represented in literature. There are no songs or poems extolling its virtues. This seems on the face of it s….

Oh my god what am I doing with my life?.

I travel by myself a lot. Most of the time I'm by myself..

I cannot live with someone who can't live without me..

A house is not a home until it has a dog..

All in all, death is something like marriage..

But what I didn't recognize when I was much younger was this sort of...when you're on, when you're really on, go at it..

You and I are more than you and I because it's we..

You have to do things for yourself, not for anybody else..

With God, it's possible to be content wherever we are, with whatever we have..

Make my happiness--I will make yours..

Time is how you spend your love..

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door..

No man can hope to be elected in his state without being photographed eating a hot dog at Nathan's Famous..

Much is wanting to those who seek or covet much..

He is praised by some, blamed by others..

You cannot live without doing something..

I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.

One of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs..

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun..