I don't enter, I'm entered. It's up to someone else. It's up to them..

We considered behaving, but it's against our nature..

I no longer gave a sick dog's drop for the wisdom, the reliability and the authority of the public's literary mind, those creeps and old ladies of ve….

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult..

Before you invest in something, invest the time to understand it.

People often wonder just what trainers give the sheepdog in exchange for its boundless willingness. Food treats and praise sit on the trainer's shelf….

I am so not technically proficient at all..

To see things as they really were--what an empoverishment!.

I just find something to learn in everything..

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously..

Women destroy me. I allow them to..

You have to do what you fear, otherwise fear is in charge..

I'm pretty confident..

I am open to everything..

You can choose not to be interested in politics, but you can’t choose to be unaffected by it.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame..

Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the porch, absently picking ticks engorged ….

It is indeed possible for those who have the will, courage and faith..

You can tell a horse owner by the interior of their car. Boots, mud, pony nuts, straw, items of tack and a screwed-up waxed jacket of incredible anti….

Words have meaning. And their meaning doesn't change..

I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs..