Explore Quotes on Dogs And Life

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

His ears were often the first thing to catch my tears.

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.