Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

God has always been in my life and his little voice in me that lets me know when I'm falling a little too far left or right, up or down you know. I k….

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I like it when I strut..

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

For me, I've gotten better at that since I've gotten older. I never was good at that when I was younger..

I hope Mr. Obama has success..

If you don't get a kick out of the job you're doing you'd better hunt for another one..

Instead of speaking saintly words we must act them..

The minute you start feeling like you've got it down, you know what you're doing, you're dead in the water..