I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
I shall participate, I shall contribute, and in so doing, I will be the gainer..
Knowledge is after all a non-rivalrous good.
Success is always less funny than failure..
I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..
The public be damned..
Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..
I'm 5'9" and have the body of an English person that doesn't know how to diet..
Love can change everything..
Stephenie Meyer + Science = wrong!.
It changes you for ever, but you are changing for ever anyway..
The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..
We spent a lot of time in simulators. We were going to do it right..
I don't have the genetic make-up of a frontman, but I'm learning how to do it..
You can't undo anything you've already done, but you can face up to it. You can tell the truth. You can seek forgiveness. And then let God do the res….
Let each of us examine his thoughts.
Change is as good as a rest. It keeps me fresh..
Women are the only correspondents to be depended on..
Alastair Moock is the second coming of John Prine..
I just like to build things and do things..
Make things better than they have to be..